http://www.thinkingfountain.org/c/crosssection/namethatbar.html
How many can you get?
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Apparently this means:
Please call don't shit yourself
Man...times ARE tough...
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This could be one of my favorite Nigerian scams ever. It's not so much the spelling and grammatical errors that tweak my comedy clitoris, although I did enjoy the irony of describing oneself as "deaf and dum". No, for me, it was the sheer audacity of the lie that really tickled my fat fancy. First, she establishes sympathy by painting us a picture of the most awful life ever. She plays the cancer card, as we Curb Your Enthusiasm fans all know, is the greatest emotional manipulator.
Then it gets interesting. She sells all of her belongings and hands the money over, not to a bank, but a "Security Company" of unknown name and origin. This is where it gets hilarious. Apparently, if someone doesn't come and retrieve the cash from the security company, they will simply confiscate it.
I just like the idea of a security company that doesn't provide any security whatsoever.
I think its sweet she's going to turn the entire nut over to charity. What a saint.
(5:42 PM) williamb009: My Beloved One,
I am Mrs. William Bethel from Seychelles, I am a deaf and dum suffering from a long time cancer of the Lungs which also affected my brain, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me that I live for the next two months, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.I was brought up from motherless babies home, I married to my late husband,who was gold miner in southern Africa region.We live for twenty years without a child. My husband died in a fatal motor accident. Since his death I decided not to re-marry,
I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of $13.5million dollars with a Security Company.Presently, this money is still with them and the management just wrote me as the true owner to come forward to receive the money for keeping it so long or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over because of my illness or they get it confiscated. Presently, I am with my laptop in a hospital where I have been under going treatment for cancer of the lungs. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live.
It is my last wish to see that this money is invested to any charitable organization of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor and the motherless babies home. I want you God fearing, to also use this money to fund orphanages and widows. I took this decision, before I rest in peace because my time will soon be up.As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Security Company. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will improve you as the new beneficiary of my fund.Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here.
I shall wait at your prayerful reply.on my private
Email:williambethelz@yahoo.com
Yours.
Mrs. William Bethel.
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No What Show this week of October 2nd as the entire HearusTalk family will be attending the sophomore performance of The Vagabond Soles live at the Bitter End!
Friday Oct 2nd @ 10:30 pm
147 Bleeker Street
(Between Thompson & LaGuardia)
in NYC!
http://www.myspace.com/thevagabondsoles
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Our 50th show is now available in the shows section of our site, or download it herezorz:
http://www.thewhatshow.com/showaudio/What-Show-9-25-09-Show-50.mp3
Discussion Topics include: 50th Show Spectacularioso, driving through the south south bronx, responding to my dad's crazy phone call, Marc with a c on his fight with Fred From Brooklyn, Fred from Brooklyn calls in, Jeff has crotch rot, Arelis and Barb show each other their tits, Winnie Cooper calls in, Jeff wants to move to Edgewater, kareoke, the best What Show party line ever!.
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Our 49th show is now available in the shows section of our site, or download it herezorz:
http://www.thewhatshow.com/showaudio/What-Show-9-18-09-Show-49.mp3
Discussion Topics include: Pat and Arelis Social Security comes through, the drama of Jeff sister's life, gated communities, What Show Poker tourney?, which nationality is best suited for the game of Poker, Arelis's mom is a hoarder, Jeff ruined his mother's relationship with her siblings, MC Miles MegaCyphe talks hip hop and performs, exclusive first rap performance of Arelis's son Carlos, Silera raps! last moments alive sex.
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Our 48th show is now available in the shows section of our site, or download it herezorz:
http://www.thewhatshow.com/showaudio/What-Show-9-11-09-Show-48.mp3
Discussion Topics include: The ugly girl in school who turned out to be hot, Jeff drinking/puking story, everybody is sick, HUT Labor Day recap, Silera's mom is adorable, Pat to take up ghost-hunting, the health care debate, Irish Alkey's medical history, Jeff has no hygiene when it comes to wiping after shitting, Pat and Arelis talk about their wedding, East Side Dave calls in, What Show Party Line
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Our 2009 HearUsTalk Labor Day show is now available in the shows section of our site, or download it herezorz:
http://www.thewhatshow.com/showaudio/What-Show-9-5-09-LaborDay2009.mp3
Discussion Topics include: Live from the HearUsTalk.Com BBQ, what happened while parking for the BBQ, the militant blacks, Silera NYC stories, Germfreak is a drunk, Chinatown!
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Our 47th show is now available in the shows section of our site, or download it herezorz:
http://www.thewhatshow.com/showaudio/What-Show-9-4-09-Show-47.mp3
Discussion Topics include: Eddie and Colleen's wedding, Franklyn's film premiere, Jeff wants to move to France, Lax wants to be a cop, Chris Angel, baby chick murder, Jeff rates his looks, does the material things make the man?
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It's time! We had a great time last year and this year is shaping up to be even better. Join us at Sweet & Vicous on Spring Street in Manhattan for the HearUsTalk Labor Day bash!
Live broadcasts from the HearUsTalk Line up - These shows will each do a one hour broadcast:
Best In Show Radio
The DJNewStyle Show
The What Show
Special appearance by The Awful Hour
Live musical acts:
The Humans
Agent Strange
Bring your friends and hang out with hosts, fans, and friends of The HearUsTalk Network!
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