Posted Thursday, June 25, 2009    

For all of you bleeding hearts shedding tears over the death of this pedophile, I say to this...

I'm sorry for your loss.

And you're all faggots.

I'm not completely cold-hearted. I respect the man's anthology of work. It is without dispute that he was the greatest pop artist of all time. The songs will forever remain in the pantheon of american music. I have fond memories of screening Captain E-O in 3D at Epcot center with my family. I even owned the atrocious Michael Jackson moonwalker video game.

That being said, I still believe the man was still a pedophile...convicted or not. He wasn't evil, just deeply flawed from years of systematic abuse by his father combined with toxic over-exposure from the media. It's sad, but I did not pity him. None of us are slaves to our past. We have free will. We have the power of choice. His choice was to stick his milky white digits into the assholes of young boys.

I don't know what the universe has in store for you now, Michael Jackson...heaven...hell...or maybe just a lifetime hanging with Vincent Price recounting fond memories of your Thriller days. In any event, karma has done its job. Let that be a lesson for all of us. We get what's coming to us.

Rest in peace, you chalky kid toucher.